Imaginary April 1 LoI dated 2018-04-01

The College of Heralds Imaginary

present

Letter of MisIntent: a musical farce

Something familiar,

Something peculiar,

Something for everyone:

Some heraldry tonight!

Something appealing,

Most things appalling,

Something for everyone:

Some heraldry tonight!

Nothing with kings, two things with crowns;

Bring on the lovers, priors and clowns!

Weird preparations,

New complications,

Nothing portentous or polite;

Cadency tomorrow,

Heraldry tonight!

Something convulsive,

Something repulsive,

Something for everyone:

Some heraldry tonight!

Something aesthetic,

Something frenetic,

Something for everyone:

Some heraldry tonight!

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1: Anna Laon Owens - New Name

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Anna> Anna Abbot, Christening 1621, WESTOW,YORK,ENGLAND. Batch C10546-3. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NKD8-6NR

<Laon> Wylliam Laon, male. Marriage 03 Sep 1587, Saint Katherine By The Tower,London,London,England. Batch M00144-1. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:V523-DDQ

<Owens> Zacharias Owens, Christening 26 June 1606, SAINT MARTIN,HEREFORD,HEREFORD,ENGLAND. Batch C13865-1

https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NK85-9QV

Client was all about getting to know us.


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2: Aven Nucu - New Name & New Device

Per bend sinister argent and sable, a delf azure charged with a demi-maiden proper crined Or and vested argent, and a horned demi-lion Or crined gules.

Submitter has no desire as to gender.

<Aven> Aven Bristow, male. Marriage 15 June 1617, Bentley, Hampshire, England. Batch M03645-2. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N2DB-6QW

<Nucu> Elizabeth Nucu, female. Marriage 12 February 1564, Crosthwaite, Cumberland, England. Batch M00301-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N2L7-FQP

We weren't sold with the device, but hey, we only have a B.A. in English. Sucks to be us.


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3: Bloode Mary - New Name & New Device

Or, a pale and on a chief triangular gules, a carrot bendwise Or.

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Bloode> John Bloode, male. Christening 13 Apr 1590, BLOFIELD,NORFOLK,ENGLAND. Batch C04180-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N584-2Z5

<Mary> Annis Mary, female. Marriage 1613, Saint Thomas, Salisbury, Wiltshire, England. Batch M15348-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NXMJ-N99)

Now ain't that too damn bad!


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4: Carmen Guia - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Carmen> Carmen Rigbey, male. Christening 18 Jul 1546, ST BENET FINK,LONDON,LONDON,ENGLAND. Batch C02229-2.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JM49-8JX

<Guia> Maria Guia, female. Christening 12 Apr 1607, BUCKLAND MONACHORUM,DEVON,ENGLAND. Batch C05006-1.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N597-Y62

Client was calling in his submission from the living room of renowned theatrical director Roger Debris' elegant Upper East Side townhouse on a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June. Claimed we were having a stroke.

Of genius!


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5: Chester Wormwood - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Chester> Chester North, male. Marriage 1594, Chesterton, Huntingdon, England. Batch M13604-2. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N6ZJ-K9B

<Wormwood> Elizabeth Wormwood, female. Marriage 08 May 1605, Saint Gregory By Saint Paul,London,London,England. Batch M05426-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NKGY-ZZ4

Kept saying something about "do the DDEW." We were kind of confused.


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6: Conrad Birdie - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Conrad> Conrad Burr, male. Buried 26 Feb 1611, Marden, Canterbury, England. Batch B05878-9 https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JDQV-BYF

<Birdie> William Birdie, male. Buried 30 Nov 1644, Barton-Upon-Humber, Lincoln, England. Batch B02595-3 https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J8Y4-YYF

Client was followed by a pack of screaming girls. We had hoped to get him some canting arms before he went to go fight, but we kept having to say "bye-bye."


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7: Cornelius Colynes - New Name & New Device

Checky sable and argent, a pile ployé argent and in chief a bowtie gules.

Cornelius: 1523, Dutch (http://dmnes.org/name/Cornelius)

Colynes: 1327 Roger Colynes, English (R&W)

Dutch and English (1100-1600) can be combined per Appendix C.

Client was very much into dancing and the show he had in the Barony of Bright Hills.


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8: Coward Lee Lyon - New Name & New Device

Vert, on a lion couchant Or a heart gules.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Coward> John Coward, male. Christening 21 Nov 1584, FEATHERSTONE,YORK,ENGLAND. Batch P00499-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JWK8-F8W

<Lee>Robart Lee, male. Christening 19 Feb 1553, DEWSBURY,YORK,ENGLAND. Batch P00905-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NKJ4-WV7

<Lyon>John Lyon, male. Christening 05 Jun 1555, ST ANDREW HUBBARD WITH ST MARY AT HILL,LONDON,LONDON,ENGLAND. Batch C02362-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NL5D-RZJ


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9: Coward Lee Lyon - New Badge

OSCAR is unable to find the name, either registered or submitted.

Or masoned vert, on a heart gules a lion couchant Or.


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10: Dear Evan Hansen - New Name & New Device

Barry argent and azure, a gauntlet aversed argent.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Dear> Thomas Dear, male. Christening 10 Dec 1558, BOVEY TRACEY,DEVON,ENGLAND. Batch C05036-2. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J36V-DMF

<Evan> Evan Edwards, male. Christening 29 Jul 1584, OSWESTRY,SHROPSHIRE,ENGLAND. Batch C02071-1. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JM1X-G4H

<Hansen> Elsabeth Hansen, female. Marriage 12 Feb 1575, Saint Clement Danes,Westminster,London,England. Batch M04160-8. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NKNG-8MF

Client kept waving through the window.


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11: Desirata Stret Carr - New Name & New Device

Sable, on a wagon and in chief three mullets Or, a heart gules.

Submitter desires a feminine name.

Desirata: 1210, Curia Regis Rolls (Withycombe)

Stret: 1197 Roger Stret (R&W)

Carr: 1279 William Carr (R&W)

English name pattern of given + byname + byname

Someone at the consult table screamed "Stellllllllllaaaaaa-r" when they saw it. The stars? Desire?

We have no idea why.


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12: Emile Dubecke - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Emile> Emile Duncan, male. Marriage 06 May 1601, St Margaret, Canterbury, Kent, England. Batch M01596-5. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NNCZ-L9V

<Dubecke> Arthur Dubecke, male. Marriage 11 Aug 1640, Calbourne, Hampshire, England. Batch M16647-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NXDH-T2Q

He was fond of singing. And in fact, sang this little number at the consult table: "Close to my heart she came, only to fly away. Only to fly as day flies from moonlight." Kept pining over another client.


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13: Franz Liebskindt - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Franz> Franz Laurer, male. Death 17 Sep 1585, Sindelfingen, Württemberg, Germany. Batch B00429-2. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JWLQ-DJ7

<Liebskindt> Anna Margareta Liebskindt, female. Christening 17 Mar 1647, Sankt Laurentius, Trier, Rheinland, Preussen, Germany. Batch C96388-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NZQS-3S4

When he came to submit, he had a few of his pet homing pigeons with him, told us to take the Siegfried Oath, and invited us to dance the Der Guten Tag Hop-Clop before we actually did his submission.


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14: Gary Gallowe Vant - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Gary> Gary Hill, male. Marriage 10 Jun 1610, St Phillip & St Jacob'S, Bristol, Gloucester, England. Batch M17287-1

<Gallowe> Elizabeth Gallowe, female. Burial 23 Nov 1638, Ivychurch, Kent, England. Batch B03538-3

<Vant> Ellen Vant, female. Marriage 11 Oct 1563, Saint Stephan Coleman Street,London,London,England. Batch M01966-2

Client expressed that he was off on a "hero's journey," saying something about dealing with an ex who had become queen and was initially not so great with a sword.

Poor client's squire just shook his head.


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15: Harold Hille - New Name & New Device

Per chevron sable and gules, seventy-six sackbuts Or and one hundred and ten trumpets argent.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

Reaney & Wilson s.n. Harold dates Harold to 1086 (DB).

R&W s.n. Hill cites Simon Hille 1273.

We were rather leery about the number of charges on the submitted emblazon, but the submitter was somehow very persuasive in getting us to send it up as is.


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16: Hether Chandler - New Name & New Device

Or, a Bohemian love knot gules.

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Hether> Hether Barton, female. Christening, 07 Apr 1634 Thurlby (near Bourn), Lincoln, England. Batch C03247-3.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J9JQ-129

<Chandler> John Chandler, male. Christening 30 Mar 1561, SAINT MARY ABCHURCH,LONDON,LONDON,ENGLAND. Batch C04589-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NLFL-JSQ

Submitter was with a pack of three other girls, snacking on BQ Corn Nuts.

Client kept asking if we had a brain tumor for breakfast, then kept asking if "we were gonna have a problem?"


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17: Hether Duke - New Name & New Device

Argent, a mallet proper and a pomme.

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Hether> Hether Barton, female. Christening, 07 Apr 1634 Thurlby (near Bourn), Lincoln, England. Batch C03247-3. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J9JQ-129

<Duke> John Duke, male. Christening, 11 Aug 1581, Winteringham, Lincoln, England. Batch C03425-4.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N6DL-D29

Client didn't care about the colours, other than she wanted red somewhere on it, but settled for green at the behest of Hether Chandler. Responded with "color me stoked."


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18: Horace Vander Gelder - New Name

Horace: 1595, Cambridge, England. Christening. Horace Malory. IGI Batch C13055-2 (https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NBF4-CV2)

Vander: 1603, London, England. Death. Sarah Vander. IGI Batch B00020-4 (https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JDH8-HZF)

Gelder: 1601, Lincoln, England. Death. John Gelder. IGI Batch C02927-2 (https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NGJK-DLV)

English name pattern of given + byname + byname

Client told Weeping Angel that "you are a damned exasperating woman." (given that client is the well-known, unmarried, half-a-millionaire Horace Vander Gelder, she'll let him.)


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19: Isabella Maria Lucia Elisabetta di Valencia - New Name & New Device

Or, a step-cut gemstone and in chief an ancient crown vert.

Submitter desires a feminine name.

Isabella Maria Lucia Elisabetta di Valencia - Isabella, Maria, Lucia, Elisabetta are all found in Juliana de Luna's Late Period Italian Women's Names: Venice, and all date to 15th c Venice (http://medievalscotland.org/jes/Nuns/Venice.shtml)

Valencia is a Spanish kingdom, established in 1238.

Italian and Spanish are acceptable lingual mixes, according to Appendix C.

She was traveling with Gary Gallowe Vant off on a hero's journey, though she seemed surprised that Gallowe Vant's first name was Gary.

The princess of Valencia has been carrying around a small green velvet bag rather secretively. We're not sure what's in it, but she keeps hiding it from the guy with the lizard. . . we mean, dragon. Yes, fierce dragon.


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20: Janet Evening - New Name

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Janet> Janet Addyson, female. Burial 25 Jan 1566, England. Batch B39201-4. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JC97-NYP

<Evening> Marie Evening, mentioned in the record of Marie De Neu. Female. Christening record, WALLOON OR STRANGERS CHURCH,CANTERBURY,KENT,ENGLAND. Batch C04902-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:V5JX-PKN


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21: Janet Weiss - New Name & New Device

Gules, a chemise argent and in base a gemmed ring Or gemmed argent.

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Janet> Janet Johanna Voess, female. Marriage 27 Sep 1645, Evangelisch, Mettmann, Rheinland, Prussia. Batch M95802-1. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J4P3-1SK

<Weiss> Jacobus Weiss, male. Death 27 Oct 1596, Sindelfingen, Württemberg, Germany. Batch B00429-2. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JWLQ-XZW

Client was running around in her underwear and showing off her engagement ring.


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22: Janet Weiss - New Alternate Name

OSCAR is unable to find the name, either registered or submitted.

Damitt Jann Ett

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Damitt> John Damitt, male. Christening 29 Nov 1590, SUTTON SAINT JAMES,LINCOLN,ENGLAND. Batch C03193-2. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NYP3-HQB

<Jann> Elizabetha Jann, female. Marriage 18 Nov 1622, South Cave,York,England. Batch M01866-4. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NLD1-CX1

<Ett>Barbarye Ett, female. Marriage 04 Feb 1593, Westow,York,England. Batch M10546-3. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NVXS-H2B

This submission had us shivering with antici. . .


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23: Jean Hamm - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Jean> Jean Ferret, male. Christening 13 Jun 1617, WALLOON OR STRANGERS CHURCH,CANTERBURY,KENT,ENGLAND. Batch C04902-1. (https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:V5JX-KXN)

<Hamm> Mathew Hamm, male. Burial 22 Jan 1615, Barham Canterbury, England. Batch B05205-7. (https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JZLN-VP1)

Client made some other consulting heralds on duty swoon. He also pointed out that Gary Gallow Vant's nice beard, but we couldn't keep them from not sniping at each other.


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24: Joseph Porter - New Name & New Device

Per fess wavy argent and azure, a quill pen and a three-masted ship in pale counterchanged, an orle of chain Or.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Joseph> - Found in http://heraldry.sca.org/names/eng16/eng16mfreq.html, Late 16th Century English Given Names, by Talan Gwynek

<Porter> - Found in heraldry.sca.org/names/york15/surnames-alphabetical.htm, Surnames in 15th century York.

Submitter wanted a crown, but claims of being the Monarch of the Sea could not be verified, despite the entreaties of his sisters, cousins (of whom there are dozens) and aunts. However, he does do well at cleaning windows, sweeping floors, and polishing door handles.

Client is apparently a knight, which does allow for the orle of chain. Of course, we were suckers for man with a chain cleaning up after us, so we allowed it.


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25: Leopold Blum - New Name & New Device

Argent, a maunche azure and three roses proper.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Leopold> Leopold Bentz, male. Christening 11 May 1606, Nordheim, Württemberg, Germany. Batch C00767-9.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N5FK-5PP

<Blum> Christoph Blum, male. Death 16 Jan 1627 (birth 1605), Württemberg, Germany. Batch B05286-0.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J

Client insisted he needed his blue blanket.


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26: Leopold Blum and Maxim of Bialystok - New Badge

OSCAR is unable to find the name (Leopold Blum) , either registered or submitted.
OSCAR is unable to find the name (Maxim of Bialystok) , either registered or submitted.

Or, semy of bratwurst and pretzels proper, a double headed eagle sable, and a trimount issuant from base vert semy of roses Or.

The consulting herald commented this was one blond John Barrowman away from being a hit musical.


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27: Luther Billis - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Luther> Luther Lightmaker, male. Burial 03 Apr 1646, St. Dunstan In The West, London, England. Batch B00020-2. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JC36-468

<Billis> Thomas Billis, male. Burial 13 Dec 1565, Cranbrooke, England. Batch B03802-3. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JZH7-BTB

Client kept trying to get out of paying his fee. We had to tell him he wasn't sexy like the Lieutenant.


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28: Maxim of Bialystok - New Name & New Device

Argent billetty vert, a closed book sable.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Maxim> Maxim (m) -- var of Maksim.

Maksim (m) -- "great."

Maksim, Russian metropolitan. 1291. [RIB II 1]

Vars: Makkhim. 15th Century. [Art VII 89; #496]

Maxim (Maxim Ivanow Ponarin). 1503. [Gra 332]

Maxim is found in Russian Names Database, Paul Wickenden of Thanet. http://heraldry.sca.org/names/paul/ma.html

<of Bialystok> Lingua anglica form of a Russian locative, as detailed in Locative Bynames in Medieval Russia, Paul Wickenden of Thanet. http://heraldry.sca.org/names/toprus.html

Bialystok is found in Russian Names Database, Paul Wickenden of Thanet. http://heraldry.sca.org/names/paul/zcities.html

Client indicates he has two guidelines for submitting heraldry: 1) never put your own money towards the submission; and 2) NEVER PUT YOUR OWN MONEY TOWARDS THE SUBMISSION.


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29: Nala Leon - New Name

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Nala> Nala Carbonero, marriage to Alonso Nuno 12 Jun 1575 San Juan, Nava Del Rey, Valladolid, Spain. Batch M87149-7.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:FF8S-TJ3

<Leon> Beatriz Leon, christening 13 Nov 1533. Santa María, Mojados, Valladolid, Spain. Batch C87273-1.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:FF7J-W3P

Client was instrumental in bringing her boyfriend over, pointing out that the he was the future king. Said something about getting back to the Pride Lands soon.


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30: Nell Leigh Forbush - New Name

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Nell> Nell Robinson, female. Marriage 21 Oct 1571, Bishopwearmouth,Durham,England. Batch M00046-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NLZ6-331

<Leigh> Leigh Christian, male. Burial 09 Jul 1584, Lincoln, England. Batch B02938-3. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J8YZ-1JJ

<Forbush> William Forbush, male. Burial 01 Oct 1630, St. Dunstan, Stepney, Middlesex, England. Batch B02857-3. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JCV2-72N>


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31: Raoul de Chagny - New Name & New Badge

Fieldless, a garden rose slipped proper enfiling a viscounty coronet Or.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Raoul> One instance as a masculine name; found in French Names from Abbeville, 1388 by Sara L. Uckelman http://www.ellipsis.cx/~liana/names/french/abbeville-1388.html

<de> locative preposition

<Chagny> appears on page 1510 of Toponymie Générale de la France by Ernest Negre as "Bellecroix. com. Chagny, Saône et L.; de Bella Cruce. 1200 (VTF 869)"


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32: Rocky Horrior Pitcher Show - New Name & New Device

Sable, a pair of lips gules.

Submitter has no desire as to gender.

<Rocky> Richard Rocky, male. Burial 16 Mar 1636, St. Dunstan, Stepney, Middlesex, England. Batch B02857-4. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JCVL-63K

<Horrior> William Horrior, male. Marriage to Ellizabeth Precions 03 Mar 1605, Warbleton,Sussex,England. Batch M04284-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NV4L-6J5

<Pitcher> Robert Pitcher, male. Christening 02 Oct 1631, ST NICHOLAS COLE ABBEY,LONDON,LONDON,ENGLAND. Batch C02263-2. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NLFR-CMW

<Show> Robt Show, male. Marriage to Jenet Croskell, 05 Dec 1596, Cockerham,Lancashire,England. Batch M00728-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N2B6-6ZV

It's astounding... Time is... fleeting. Madness... takes its toll. But listen closely...


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33: Roger Elizabeth Debris - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Roger> Roger Adam, male. Christening 02 Jan 1571, MALBOROUGH,DEVON,ENGLAND. Batch C05134-1.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J3X3-VP1

<Elizabeth> Henry Elizabeth, male. Marriage to Elizabeth May, 08 Jul 1587, Mareham Le Fen,Lincoln,England. Batch M03223-2 https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NVVS-565

<Debris> Thomas Debris, male. Marriage to Ann Minnet. 15 May 1620, Gosberton,Lincoln,England. Batch M02856-2.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NVGZ-FJZ>

Late period English double byname.

Client has asked us that no matter the outcome to "keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay."


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34: Rumple Teaser - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Rumple> Willyam Rumple, male. Burial 17 Aug 1629, Lincoln, England (birth Scotland). Batch B01191-4.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J8RZ-DZ4

<Teaser> George Teaser, male. Marriage 25 Jun 1606, Saint Andrew,Plymouth,Devon,England. Batch M00183-1 https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N2S1-8ZX)


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35: Sally Bowles - New Name

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Sally> Sally Barnes, female. Marriage 29 May 1606, Newenden,Kent,England. Batch M01512-1.

https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N2P9-897

<Bowles> Elizabeth Bowles, female. Christening 28 Jan 1585, WHITE NOTLEY,ESSEX,ENGLAND. Batch C04754-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J34B-BYL

Life is a cabaret, old chum.


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36: Sam And - New Name

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Sam> Sam Whitlock, male. Christening 06 Nov 1597

SAINT MARTIN AT PALACE,NORWICH,NORFOLK,ENGLAND. Batch C04790-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:J363-W6X

<And> Anthony And, male. Christening, 18 Feb 1600, Whickham, Durham, England. Batch P00208-1. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JWNS-YMB>


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37: Sam And and Janet Evening - New Badge

OSCAR is unable to find the name (Sam And) , either registered or submitted.
OSCAR is unable to find the name (Janet Evening) , either registered or submitted.

Sable mullety and a base Or, a moon in her plentitude argent.

Clients were very obviously in love, though they had met only hours before. It was apparently some enchanted evening for them.


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38: Sim Bah Lion - New Name & New Badge

Fieldless, a lion's head cabossed Or marked gules.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Sim> Markes Sim, male. Christening 01 Nov 1594, HONITON ON OTTER,DEVON,ENGLAND. Batch C05114-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N595-QF7

<Bah> Alexander Bah, male. Christening Mar 1598, TEWKESBURY,GLOUCESTER,ENGLAND. Batch C05487-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NP15-782

<Lion> Margaret Lion, female. Christening 17 Mar 1601, POTTER HANWORTH,LINCOLN,ENGLAND. Batch C02892-2.https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JMD2-G48>


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39: Swene Todd - New Name Change & New Device

OSCAR NOTE: 'Old Item' should contain the former primary name. The form that is there is not a registered name.

Gules, semy of feet couped argent, a barber's razor Or.

Old Item: Benjamin Barker, to be released.
Submitter desires a masculine name.

Swene Mertens: gender unk, Baptism 23 Apr 1595, Deventer, Overijssel, Netherlands; from database, openarchives (https://www.openarch.nl : 2016); citing Deventer, archive 0723, inventory number107, NH doopregister (rood 7, 8); 0723 Retroacta burgerlijke stand (DTB) Deventer; Stadsarchief Deventer.(https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:Q2RQ-3F5G)

Robertus Todd: Christening 19 Jan 1595, Houghton-in-the-Hole, Norfolk, England, batch # C16313-1 (https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N2VJ-96N)

Client kept saying that his arms were complete again.


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40: Syd Squire - New Name & New Device

Or, three belts gules.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Syd> Syd Francs, male. Christening 12 Jan 1612, TONBRIDGE,KENT,ENGLAND. Batch P00839-1. (https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:V5KM-G88)

<Squire> - Margaret Squire, female. Christening 17 APR 1569, METHERINGHAM, LINCOLN, ENGLAND. Batch C03021-3. (https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NFWZ-9M7)

Client is from Sidneyland. His parents are delightfully charming, though they hover a bit. They're proud of their little knight.


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41: Tade Cooper - New Name & New Device

Sable, semy of cinquefoils a lizard argent engorged of a crown Or.

Submitter desires a masculine name.

<Tade> Tade More, male. Marriage 30 Apr 1581, Saint Margaret,Westminster,London,England. Batch M00160-1. https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:V526-Z9N

<Cooper> - Henry Cooper, male. Christening 10 Jun 1598, CROPTHORNE,WORCESTER,ENGLAND. Batch P01392-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N114-D5V

We super-believe in you, Tade Cooper!

Client is insisting that his pet lizard is a dragon, who he is submitting arms for. Mumbled something about getting gravy on his tummy-flowers.

We have already discussed with the client that we don't submit names or devices for animals, and that his liz. . .dragon doesn't get the use of a crown, but when the client is king and threatening us with decapitation and dance party, we have opted to push this submission through.


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42: Tracy Turn Blad - New Name & New Device

Quarterly, 1st and 4th paly of six Or and sable a bend counterchanged, 2nd and 3rd quarterly argent and gules overall a cross bottony counterchanged and overall a ray of the sun issuant from dexter chief argent.

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Tracy> Tracy, female. Marriage Aug 1579, Molland,Devon,England. Batch M05147-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N2JT-X4J

<Turn> Thomsyn Turn, female. Burial 18 Jan 1582, St. Margaret'S Church, Canterbury, Kent, England. Batch B03516-3. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:JCBP-46Y

<Blad> Susan Blad, female. Birth year 1634, marriage 03 Sep 1655, Stepney, Middlesex, England. Batch M01195-9. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:NJ8G-7QY

Client was very chipper and very fond of her home barony, Bright Hills. Wanted to tell them "good morning."


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43: Veronica Sawyer - New Name & New Device

Argent, a base azure and a Bohemian love knot gules.

Submitter desires a feminine name.

<Veronica> Veronica Ryce, female. Christening 27 Jul 1600, MAXEY,NORTHAMPTON,ENGLAND. Batch P01199-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N267-4M6

<Sawyer> Johanna Sawyer, female. Christening 25 Oct 1562, PONTESBURY,SHROPSHIRE,ENGLAND. Batch P01905-1. https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:N2PF-N27

Said something about there being a new sheriff in town. Took another client's red scrunchie.

How very.


Starring

Chief Cook Bottlewasher: Konstantia Weeping Angel

Punster: Brigida Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte

Singing Bass: Thomas Kleintje

Chorus Members

Conchobhar Slacker, Taran Huge Goblet

Orchestra Personnel

Evan Seventy-six Trombones, Ines Baklava

Spotlights: Adelaide Mojito; Props Assistant: Skaia Stargazy Pie; Gaffer: Andreas Ad Astra; Make-up: Robin Mixed Berry Fool; Fly Boy: Giovanni Fabulous

Dresser for Weeping Angel: Díarmaid Codfather

Had Absolutely Nothing to Do with This Letter: Cormac Grumpy Bear

The producer wishes to thank the following:

the law firm of Masher, Crasher, and Crush for "cleaning up"; the catering firm of Sam and Ella; the locales of Kansas City, Missouri; McMurdo Station, Antartica; Hoboken, New Jersey; Mariana Trench; Machu Picchu; Greenwich Observatory; and Disneyland for their kind offers of staging these productions.


OSCAR counts 38 New Names, 1 New Name Change, 1 New Alternate Name, 20 New Devices and 5 New Badges. These 65 items are chargeable, Laurel should receive $260 for them. There are a total of 65 items submitted on this letter.